— Australia wouldn’t mind if Jersey Shore filmed a season there. Rough times, I guess.
— Virgin America is using the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia green man to announce its upcoming flights to Philadelphia. While Charlie Day‘s character, Charlie, donned the green Lycra on the show, I’m not sure who they for this commercial:
— Jeff Goldblum and Brian Stokes will play Rachel’s dads on Glee.
— If General Hospital doesn’t stick around as a daytime soap, ABC might continue the series as a summer-run primetime telenovela.
— Lisa Edelstein could return to House.
— Melissa McCarthy has sold another comedy to CBS.
— CBS is also developing a modern U.S.-based version of Sherlock Holmes.
— People are still asking Matt LeBlanc about a possible Friends film. Still not gonna happen.
— NBC will re-air Betty White‘s birthday special this Saturday at 8 p.m.
— Did Steve Carell secretly appear on The Office last week?
— Check out Rachel Bilson‘s “Call Me Doctor” rap.
— Meet the cast of Survivor: One World…Side note, anyone remember that TNBC show, One World?!
— My picks for tonight:
On Are You There, Chelsea? (8:30 p.m. on NBC, 9 p.m. on Global): Sloane’s (Chelsea Handler) old high school boyfriend Matt Gunn (Ryan Gaul), shows up at the bar and Chelsea (Laura Prepon) wants to go out with him. Meanwhile, Rick (Jake McDorman) tracks down his ex, Nikki (Natasha Leggero) to reconnect, only to find out that she’s engaged to someone else.
On Suburgatory (8:30 p.m. on ABC and Citytv): George (Jeremy Sisto) wins an all expenses paid trip to Atlantic City and turns it into a getaway with the guys and run into Steven Royce (Jay Mohr) is supposed to be in Singapore. Tessa (Jane Levy) tries to get some alone time with Scott Strauss (Thomas McDonell).
On Modern Family (9 p.m. on ABC and Citytv): The family helps Claire (Julie Bowen) prepare for her upcoming televised debate with Duane (David Cross) for the town council seat. Meanwhile, little Lily swears!
On Happy Endings (9:30 p.m. on ABC and Citytv): Jane (Eliza Coupe) convinces Penny (Casey Wilson) to stop changing herself for every guy she dates, and instead change the guy to suit her needs. Penny’s first experiment is with Jeff (Veronica Mars and Party Down‘s Ryan Hansen), a slacker who is 30 going on 20. Alex (Elisha Curthbert) and Max (Adam Pally) stage an “in-T-vention” to stop Dave (Zachary Knighton) from his obsession with v-necked t-shirts.
On Revenge (10 p.m. on ABC and Citytv): Daniel (Joshua Bowman) plans a romantic proposal that may carry dire, long-term ramifications. Charlotte (Christa B. Allen) is devastated when she’s forced to move back home with Victoria (Madeleine Stowe). Jack (Nick Wechsler) is betrayed while Nolan (Gabriel Mann) forces Emily (Emily VanCamp) to think twice about her actions.
Over in late night: The original 90210‘s Kathleen Robertson is on Strombo; Departing CSI cast member, Marg Helgenberger‘s on Letterman; Up All Night‘s Will Arnett is on Kimmel; Californication‘s David Duchovny‘s on Ferguson; Bill Cosby‘s on Fallon. For a complete list of late night guests, click here.