The Hills, “Rumor Has It”

4 mins

Stephanie was getting yelled at by the crazies in last night’s episode of The Hills. The She-Pratt took the fall for spreading lies about Kristin’s cracked out partying and finally came face to flesh-beard with big brother Spencer for the first time since her DUI. Meanwhile, Kristin’s party was also the scene of two new big introductions: Audrina’s new boyfriend and Heidi version 3.0.

The People vs. Stephanie Pratt
For the first time, I actually felt bad for Stephanie. According to Lo (on twitter), the rumors (or “rumours” for the rest of the world) were spread by a person who doesn’t “exist” on The Hills, so they both had to take the brunt of the blame (more so Steph). I do give Stephanie credit for not accepting fault. After the two girls exchanged quips, I found it hilarious that Stephanie turned things around on Kristin and demanded an apology from her instead. On what, I’m not exactly sure, but good on her for standing her ground. I love Lo, so I’m glad she didn’t have to deal with Kristin’s wrath. Lo has positioned herself quite well.

Spencer lashing out at Stephanie was really sad to watch. The fight seemed real which ended up with Stephanie in tears. I know Heidi can’t really speak or move (or even receive a physical hug) but I wish someone whould have just stood up for the poor girl.

Is Ryan Cabrera’s Third Time the Charm?
This is what, Ryan Cabrera’s third reality show? After a failed romance with Ashlee Simpson and a quick stop on Pretty Wild, an appearance that I have no desire to even look up.

But what the hell is Audrina doing with this douche? He had probably one line in the entire episode and it was an insult at his “girlfriend.” Not cool dude, not cool at all. Open your eyes and ears and kick this giant headed freak to the curb. Since these episodes were filmed around January/February, the breakup could have possibly already occurred. I just have no desire to google their relationship status.

As for Brody’s treatment of Ryan. Unless there’s some sordid past between these two guys that we don’t know about yet, Brody should have at least said ‘hello’ to the guy. Be the bigger person. Brody’s rant about Ryan during his pretend basketball game with Frankie was funny. They must have rehearse that script quite a few times.

Totally Random: Audrina’s castle, Heidi’s Twins and Charlie is still awesome
When Kristin rang the buzzer in the first scene, I seriously thought she went home to Laguna Beach, but it was really Audrina’s new house. It seemed like a castle. I don’t know what it is with these people, usually when someone comes over to my place, I open the door and welcome them in. Audrina simply leaves the door open and tells Kristin to come in and find her in the kitchen as if she couldn’t be bothered to make the trek to the entrance. I guess if I were busy actually cooking something in the kitchen, I’d tell my guest to let themselves in, but only if we know each other well. Kristin and Audrina are hardly friends.

Frankenheidi’s appearances in society are so strange. Last week, we had her new body’s Crested Butte debut, this week, we have the pleasure of her unveiling her new look to the rest of the cast. How did she manage to keep her top on? I wouldn’t be surprised if her plastic surgeon attached Velcro strips to that retard’s breasts…cause we all know her lazy-but-modified ass can’t even re-adjust her clothing if she was physically able to.

I think Charlie is a genuinely good person. I don’t know how he got involved with Spencer. Either Spencer is paying this guy loads of money for just talking to him or Charlie’s really into scoring karma points for his next life. I think Spencer is doing his best to resemble Charlie as much as possible. Message to Spencer: Charlie can pull off the untamed hair (both head and facial), but you sir, look like a degenerate. And where the hell did you find that feather? Your beard? I’m not even going to start on the crystals.

Soundtrack

Rihanna featuring Jeezey – “Hard”
Lo and Steph drive around and discuss the rumors of Kristin’s partying and how they’ve hit the tabloids

Wynter Gordon – “Dirty Talk”
The Montag-Pratt’s discuss Kristin’s upcoming party. Heidi is anxious to show off her new body while Spencer hopes to avoid Stephanie.

Elise Schwartz – “Carried Away”
Kristin meets with Stacie at the bar and tells her that she’s inviting Stephanie to her party, even though she’s probably the one spreading the rumors.